Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Daily Grin February 1
Today was a pretty decent day. Work is getting stressful again, but not as crazy as it was in December and early January. I entered an online photo contest in January and I got notified today that I won!! The prize was a $30.00 gift certificate at amazon.com and my new books should be here in 2 weeks! I ordered the new Dark Tower - Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King and a Grisham book too - The Last Juror. I started re-reading the Dark Tower series last year in anticipation of two new paperbacks in the series being released this year. Wolves of the Calla is the first, Song of Susannah will be release in the summer. After that, there will be one final book, number 7 in the series released next year.
Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, so I have included a Bonus Grin!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You have to watch videos in fast-forward
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Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!
"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked,
"Does anyone know who he is?"
Quasimodo came out and said...
"I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL!"
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Bonus Grin
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.
At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/02/2005 06:24:00 AM 
