The Daily Grin

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stockone year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left ofthe original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you wouldhave had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased$1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you wouldhave $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth ofbeer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned inthe cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investmentadvice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.