Saturday, March 26, 2005
Daily Grin March 26
I'm on vacation!! Yesterday was a holiday and Thursday was a vacation day... that adds up to 4 days off! We went to the comedy club again, this time to see Mike MacDonald. We caught his show last year and decided to go again. Great show!
Things are warming up here... temps have been in the 30's and it looks like spring might actually happen! I wonder if we'll have a summer too. We kinda skipped over that one last year. The weather dudes are predicting temps in the high 60's for next Friday. I've decided that it's a cruel April Fool's joke.
We ordered a new sofa three weeks ago and it was delivered Thursday. A weekend of sofa spudding is in order.... it does need to be "broken in", after all.
Have a fun weekend!!
~~~
Father Pat and Father Mike were riding down the highway with Father
Pat at the wheel. Mileage was being ticked off pretty well when suddenly a
little rabbit jumped up onto the highway right in front of the car.
Pat at the wheel. Mileage was being ticked off pretty well when suddenly a
little rabbit jumped up onto the highway right in front of the car.
Father Pat did everything he could to miss the little bunny, he
wrenched the wheel around, jammed on the brakes, and almost tipped the car
over with his maneuvers, but to no avail....the rabbit was hit before the car
could be stopped.
wrenched the wheel around, jammed on the brakes, and almost tipped the car
over with his maneuvers, but to no avail....the rabbit was hit before the car
could be stopped.
Both priests jumped out of the car, ran back to the rabbit to see
if there was anything that could be done, but alas, it appeared that the
rabbit was gone.
if there was anything that could be done, but alas, it appeared that the
rabbit was gone.
Father Pat pulled a bottle out of his pocket, sprinkled a few drops
of the liquid on the rabbit, and instantly it jumped up and started waving
vigorously.
of the liquid on the rabbit, and instantly it jumped up and started waving
vigorously.
Father Mike looked at Father Pat and said, "It's a miracle!" The
rabbit stood there and continued to wave at them. Since it appeared that
nothing else was needed, the two priests returned to the car, and Father Pat
continued down the road. Father Mike kept looking out the back window and,
for as long as he could see the rabbit, it was still standing there and
waving.
rabbit stood there and continued to wave at them. Since it appeared that
nothing else was needed, the two priests returned to the car, and Father Pat
continued down the road. Father Mike kept looking out the back window and,
for as long as he could see the rabbit, it was still standing there and
waving.
When the rabbit was out of sight, Father Mike sat back and
considered the sequence of events. Finally he said, "Father Pat, just what
was in that bottle?"
considered the sequence of events. Finally he said, "Father Pat, just what
was in that bottle?"
In response, Father Pat pulled the bottle out of his pocket once
more and handed it to Father Mike who read the label: "Hair Restorer with Permanent Wave".
more and handed it to Father Mike who read the label: "Hair Restorer with Permanent Wave".
~~~
Monday, March 21, 2005
Daily Grin Returns - March 20
After taking a short break from sending the Daily Grin, I have decided to make it a longer, more permanent thing. After today, the Grin won't be sent by email anymore. I will continue to post the Grin on my blog http://dailygrin.blogspot.com but not on a daily basis. I have found it to be more than I have time for right now.
Thanks for enjoying the Grin. I hope you'll continue to enjoy it on my blog.
Have a fun week! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Words of Wisdom
To all employees;
If you must drink during your lunch hour, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.
~~~
Fun Links
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Bumper stickers
My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I is a college student."
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
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Thursday, March 10, 2005
Daily Grin March 10
I'm so glad it's Friday tomorrow. We have tickets to the comedy club and I'm really looking forward to some serious ha-ha's. I have a pile of work to try to get done in 90 minutes tomorrow morning, then a 2 - 3 hour meeting. I had hoped for a half day tomorrow, and I'm leaving early one way or another... we'll see how it plays out.
We did get a "mini" blizzard overnight. Bad enough that the highway was closed and flights were cancelled. Still, I found it funny that my conference-call buddies laughed at the idea of a "mini" blizzard. Like there couldn't be such a thing! lol I guess when you are in Belgium, Brazil and Missouri, a 4 inch snow drift might as well be 4 feet eh? rofl
Have a fun Friday!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Computer security
~~~
Dating hints for men
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am
~~~
We did get a "mini" blizzard overnight. Bad enough that the highway was closed and flights were cancelled. Still, I found it funny that my conference-call buddies laughed at the idea of a "mini" blizzard. Like there couldn't be such a thing! lol I guess when you are in Belgium, Brazil and Missouri, a 4 inch snow drift might as well be 4 feet eh? rofl
Have a fun Friday!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Computer security
~~~
Dating hints for men
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am
~~~
Daily Grin Mar 9
Hope the weather where you live is better than it is here (and that goes double for those of you who actually DO live here! - and try wrapping your head around THAT little bit eh? LOL) We're expecting another Alberta Clipper. Funny thing is that the weather in Alberta is really nice! I spoke with someone in Alberta today and told him to stop sending us the crapola and send some of that GOOD weather they've been hogging. We'll have to wait and see if that little conversation made any difference at all. hmmm.... I wonder.
I have to be at work a little early tomorrow to participate in an international conference call. I'm torn... I will want the large coffee, but I'll be tied to my desk for over an hour... hmmmm.... could get messy......
Have a fun Thursday!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Computer jock
~~~
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that !"
~~~
I have to be at work a little early tomorrow to participate in an international conference call. I'm torn... I will want the large coffee, but I'll be tied to my desk for over an hour... hmmmm.... could get messy......
Have a fun Thursday!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Computer jock
~~~
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that !"
~~~
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Daily Grin Mar 8
Speaking of "pretty ugly", I'm having to cut and paste my blog because mail to blog isn't working AGAIN. I love having the feature available because it fits well with my lazy - uh - *efficient* style!! A thousand pardons for the late grins. Enjoy!!
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Pretty ugly
~~~
The story of someone getting a haircut...
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh Gosh, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
~~~
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Pretty ugly
~~~
The story of someone getting a haircut...
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh Gosh, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
~~~
Monday, March 07, 2005
Daily Grin Mar 7
The roads weren't as bad as I thought they'd be today, though some of the intersections were pretty slick, at least if you go by the van I saw that slid into the curb and got STUCK there! Me, I didn't have any difficulty with my front wheel drive. Got plenty done today at work and hoping to clear some of the backlog off my desk this week.
Have a fun one!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Peace force
~~~
THINGS IT TOOK ME OVER 40 YEARS TO LEARN
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21
10. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
11. Your friends love you anyway
12. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
~~~
Have a fun one!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Peace force
~~~
THINGS IT TOOK ME OVER 40 YEARS TO LEARN
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21
10. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
11. Your friends love you anyway
12. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
~~~
Sunday, March 06, 2005
Daily Grin Mar 6
We had a mini-blizzard today and should be back to milder weather by Tuesday. It's back to work tomorrow and lots to do when I get there. Hopefully I can get to sleep and stay asleep tonight and not think of all the stuff waiting for me in the morning. I have started making "to do" lists on Fridays so that I won't think about those things all weekend and if something comes to mind on the weekend, I email it to myself at the office so I can forget about it until I get there Monday morning.
I'm taking a half day off Friday to do some errands etc, then hubby and I have tickets to the comedy club to see Derek Edwards Friday night. There's another really funny comedian coming in two weeks, but I don't know if I can convince hubby to go to the comedy club again so soon.
Have a fun week!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Exact estimate
~~~
Do this while driving
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things to do while driving", as all driving should be taken seriously. The below "things to do while driving" are simply here for entertainment purposes.
Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
Two words: Chicken suit.
Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
Stop at the green lights.
Go at the red ones.
Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
Eat food that requires silverware.
Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
Sing without having the radio on.
Honk frequently without motivation.
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
Ask people for Grey Poupon.
Let pedestrians know who's boss.
Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
Restart your car at every stop light.
Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
While stopped at a light, pee out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
Keep at least five cats in the car.
Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
Stop and collect roadkill.
Throw Spam.
Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them!
~~~
I'm taking a half day off Friday to do some errands etc, then hubby and I have tickets to the comedy club to see Derek Edwards Friday night. There's another really funny comedian coming in two weeks, but I don't know if I can convince hubby to go to the comedy club again so soon.
Have a fun week!!
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Exact estimate
~~~
Do this while driving
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things to do while driving", as all driving should be taken seriously. The below "things to do while driving" are simply here for entertainment purposes.
Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
Two words: Chicken suit.
Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
Stop at the green lights.
Go at the red ones.
Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
Eat food that requires silverware.
Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
Sing without having the radio on.
Honk frequently without motivation.
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
Ask people for Grey Poupon.
Let pedestrians know who's boss.
Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
Restart your car at every stop light.
Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
While stopped at a light, pee out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
Keep at least five cats in the car.
Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
Stop and collect roadkill.
Throw Spam.
Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them!
~~~
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Daily Grin March 5
Mail to Blog is fubar again...
Enjoying the weekend? I went to the car wash today to get some winter road grime washed off. A lot of it is back already, but it's still better than it was. Been watching Braveheart on TV tonite. Slept well last night, the insomnia cd might be working, or I might have been just exhausted enough to sleep.
Enjoy the grin!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Tight slacks
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The New Alphabet
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget ! what comes next
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I've kept twenty-six 'doctors' fully employed!!!
~~~
Enjoying the weekend? I went to the car wash today to get some winter road grime washed off. A lot of it is back already, but it's still better than it was. Been watching Braveheart on TV tonite. Slept well last night, the insomnia cd might be working, or I might have been just exhausted enough to sleep.
Enjoy the grin!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Tight slacks
~~~
The New Alphabet
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget ! what comes next
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I've kept twenty-six 'doctors' fully employed!!!
~~~
Friday, March 04, 2005
Daily Grin March 4
Finally!! The weekend! My 'friend', insomnia, paid me another visit last night. I'm hoping for a better sleep tonite.
Enjoy the weekend (and the Fun Link)!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Plastic glasses
~~~
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."
~~~
Fun Link...Drunk Guy
It's in German, but click on his sign to make him walk... he'll sway back and forth and fall over if you don't help.... when he zigs, use your mouse to zag and keep him balanced. It takes a bit of practice, but eventually, he'll go farther each time you try!
~~~
Daily Grin March 2
Too tired to say much again... other than....
...enjoy the grin!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Taped live
~~~
Mike & Joan were having some problems at home & were giving each other the 'silent treatment'. But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him up at 5 a.m. for an early morning drive with some pals to play golf.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5 a.m."
The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9 o'clock & that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn't wake him, he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."
~~~
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Daily Grin March 3
Oh my, the week is almost done and I'm so far behind!! I got pulled from my regular work this afternoon to help out another department. No problem, it was a bigger priority. Tomorrow I'll have my own dang 'bigger priorities". lol
yay... almost the weekend!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Passive aggressive
~~~
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."
~~~
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Daily Grin March 1
March started off on the chilly side for us, but will warm up by the end of the week. I'm pooped out and heading for some Zzzzzz's
Enjoy the grin!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
More Oxymorons...
Clearly misunderstood
~~~
Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their days interesting...
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.
~~~
Daily Grin February 28
Step one of "the process" took place today. I spoke with the management company about my neighbor waking us at 4 am on more than one occasion. She will get a letter. (oooo pretty scary eh?) It's the last day of February... spring is just around the corner!!
Have a great week!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
~~~
Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stock, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, Northern Tissue Company.
I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean!
It's a tough market out there. Be careful.
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