Monday, December 06, 2004
Daily Grin December 5
Back to work for me, I wonder what major crisis will await me?? I have to be in extra early on Tuesday for a 90 minute conference call at 7:30 and another at 9:00. I'm hoping I can do some other work during the first call. I can't remember if I have any meetings scheduled for tomorrow, but I'm sure I'll find out soon enough. It's going to be busy for me again this week. Hopefully it will let up some next week. I think I'll make a point of going out at lunchtime to do some shopping. Then I'll be sure to get some kind of break in my day!
Twenty days to Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Top Oxymorons
Business ethics
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Office Holiday Memo
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 12/06/2004 07:02:00 AM 
