Thursday, December 02, 2004
Daily Grin December 2
Is it Friday yet?? I got a lot done today and have much much more to do tomorrow. I also have a meeting in the afternoon. I'm soooo looking forward to the weekend. I'm not sure, but I might have to work this weekend. We'll see how much I get done tomorrow.
Twenty-three days to Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Top Oxymorons
Silent scream
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YOUR MALL HAS A BAD SANTA WHEN...
10. Instead of saying, "Ho-Ho-Ho," he hollers "Oy vey!"
9. He asks the mothers if they want to sit on his lap.
8. Resume includes appearing as Santa in "Naughty, Naughty Girls."
7. You recognize him as a former NFL star doing Community Service hours.
6. He complains that the food court has no whiskey.
5. He refers to the wishing fountain as his "tip jar."
4. He won't talk to the kids without conferring with his lawyer.
3. He asks the kids to leave him milk and crack.
2. He replaces Joe Camel as the new Camel cigarettes spokesman.
1. Before the kids sit on his lap he orders the elves to frisk them
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 12/02/2004 10:55:00 PM 
