Saturday, November 06, 2004
Daily Grin November 5
Wow, what an incredibly busy day!! On a good note, our company was doing United Way fundraising this week and today was the "Rainbow Draw". Like a silent auction. I had a stack of draw tickets and put a few in each bag. There were 40 prizes and I actually won one! Next time hubby and I go visit his family, we have a free night in a luxury suite and I also got a framed print and a few other items. I'm exhausted and looking forward to sleeping in a little bit tomorrow. Only a little, since I have an appointment at 10 to get some curls put into my hair.
It's finally Friday!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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Rules for Driving in Big Cities
When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass.
Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it.
Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body work.
Always look both ways when running a red light.
Never use directional signals when changing lanes. They only warn other drivers to speed up and not let you in.
Making eye contact revokes your right of way.
Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to ensure inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible. And if a pedestrian ahead of you steps into the road, speed up, honk or yell obscenities loudly and chase him back upon the curb. Pedestrians have no rights.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 11/06/2004 11:54:00 PM 
