Monday, November 22, 2004
Daily Grin November 22
Bah, what does the weatherperson really know?? The forecast said rain. Okay, so it rained. But at 4 this afternoon, it turned to snow and man o man, did it snow!! Sheesh, now I'm gonna need gloves and boots and all that tomorrow when I go to work. It's going to be pretty slick out too but hopefully the main roads will be sanded and clear. Maybe the next time it snows, it won't be too wet for snow angels? I have to be careful... the wet snow is perfect for snowballs.... and there's these people, well, let's just say they aren't really happy with the snow...... ack! lol
33 Days until Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Top Oxymorons
Airline food.
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A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"
"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 11/22/2004 11:33:00 PM 
