Saturday, July 24, 2004
Daily Grin July 24
Banana nut bread anyone?? The B&B we stayed in served up banana nut loaf for brekkie and I just had to have some again! mmmm....
Today was fairly quiet.... poor Freddy is still not well, but he did come out for our Saturday shopping trip today. We went to the veggie place and got fresh baby carrots, baby spuds and green & yeller beans to go alongside our supper.... which was (surprise!) roast beef.
See ya tomorrow. J
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Southern Word of the Day
Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt
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A police recruit was asked on an exam:
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
In the blank, he wrote:
"Call for backup."
"Call for backup."
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The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested that he should get his 'house in order' , make sure his Will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest. 'What will you do for the last six months?' asked the Doctor.
His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, 'I think I'll go and live with my Mother-in-law'.
Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, 'Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?'
'Because it'll be the longest six months of my Life!'
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 7/24/2004 10:03:00 PM 
