Saturday, March 26, 2005
Daily Grin March 26
I'm on vacation!! Yesterday was a holiday and Thursday was a vacation day... that adds up to 4 days off! We went to the comedy club again, this time to see Mike MacDonald. We caught his show last year and decided to go again. Great show!
Things are warming up here... temps have been in the 30's and it looks like spring might actually happen! I wonder if we'll have a summer too. We kinda skipped over that one last year. The weather dudes are predicting temps in the high 60's for next Friday. I've decided that it's a cruel April Fool's joke.
We ordered a new sofa three weeks ago and it was delivered Thursday. A weekend of sofa spudding is in order.... it does need to be "broken in", after all.
Have a fun weekend!!
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Father Pat and Father Mike were riding down the highway with Father
Pat at the wheel. Mileage was being ticked off pretty well when suddenly a
little rabbit jumped up onto the highway right in front of the car.
Pat at the wheel. Mileage was being ticked off pretty well when suddenly a
little rabbit jumped up onto the highway right in front of the car.
Father Pat did everything he could to miss the little bunny, he
wrenched the wheel around, jammed on the brakes, and almost tipped the car
over with his maneuvers, but to no avail....the rabbit was hit before the car
could be stopped.
wrenched the wheel around, jammed on the brakes, and almost tipped the car
over with his maneuvers, but to no avail....the rabbit was hit before the car
could be stopped.
Both priests jumped out of the car, ran back to the rabbit to see
if there was anything that could be done, but alas, it appeared that the
rabbit was gone.
if there was anything that could be done, but alas, it appeared that the
rabbit was gone.
Father Pat pulled a bottle out of his pocket, sprinkled a few drops
of the liquid on the rabbit, and instantly it jumped up and started waving
vigorously.
of the liquid on the rabbit, and instantly it jumped up and started waving
vigorously.
Father Mike looked at Father Pat and said, "It's a miracle!" The
rabbit stood there and continued to wave at them. Since it appeared that
nothing else was needed, the two priests returned to the car, and Father Pat
continued down the road. Father Mike kept looking out the back window and,
for as long as he could see the rabbit, it was still standing there and
waving.
rabbit stood there and continued to wave at them. Since it appeared that
nothing else was needed, the two priests returned to the car, and Father Pat
continued down the road. Father Mike kept looking out the back window and,
for as long as he could see the rabbit, it was still standing there and
waving.
When the rabbit was out of sight, Father Mike sat back and
considered the sequence of events. Finally he said, "Father Pat, just what
was in that bottle?"
considered the sequence of events. Finally he said, "Father Pat, just what
was in that bottle?"
In response, Father Pat pulled the bottle out of his pocket once
more and handed it to Father Mike who read the label: "Hair Restorer with Permanent Wave".
more and handed it to Father Mike who read the label: "Hair Restorer with Permanent Wave".
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 3/26/2005 09:10:00 PM 
