Monday, February 07, 2005
Daily Grin February 7
Good news!! The "halo-vision" is gone!! My close up vision is still blurry in that eye, so I went for a complete eye check up today. My eyes are somewhat dry and the doc feels that the dryness combined with my mild astigmatism and eyestrain/fatigue led to the halo dealy-thingy. He prescribed new reading glasses. These are quite a lot stronger than my last reading glasses (which, by the way, do NOT help me see right now!) The new specs won't be ready for a week or more, so in the meantime, reading and up close work will continue to fatigue my eyes. I can use hubby's reading glasses in a pinch and hey, I can still see just fine with my other eye!!
Here's another grin for ya! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
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You Know You are From A small Town When ...
1. The local phone book has only one yellow page.
2. Third Street is on the edge of town.
3. The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
4. You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
5. You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.
6. No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
7. You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
8. Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.
9. The McDonalds only has only one Golden Arch.
10. A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
11. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.
12. Headline news is who grew the biggest vegetable this year.
13. You can name everyone you graduated with.
14. School gets canceled for state sporting events.
15. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
16. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference
17. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/07/2005 09:44:00 PM 
