Sunday, February 06, 2005
Daily Grin February 6
After all the excitement yesterday, I'm happy to report that there's not much to report!! My eye is still wonky, so I'll be calling the eye doc in the morning for an ASAP appointment. Still have some halo-vision and a difficulty with focus on close items. Reading is a chore right now. Hubby's reading glasses help a little, but my own glasses don't do diddly-squat for it.
As promised, here's a GRIN for ya! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You chew on other people's fingernails.
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***With advance apologies to our male readers***
Coming to a Community College near You!!
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS - Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? - Debate among a panel of experts.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH BIN? - Group discussion and role-play
HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. - PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - A real life testimonial from the one man who did.
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE.
On-line class and role playing
On-line class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE - Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME - Individual counselors available
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/06/2005 10:28:00 PM 
