Thursday, February 24, 2005
Daily Grin February 24
Yay!! I have a long weekend!! Oh, and so does hubby! Our underground parkade is being swept tomorrow morning, so we'll go shopping for a few hours. Maybe we'll find something really good.
Hmmmm.... a day off with LOTS to do!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
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Nothing up His Sleeve
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/24/2005 10:35:00 PM 
