Monday, February 21, 2005
Daily Grin February 21
I don't know what it is about Sunday nights, but I never sleep well at all. I'm zonked and heading to bed early, enjoy your grin and bonus grin!
Friday is getting closer!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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