Sunday, February 20, 2005
Daily Grin February 20
Looks like Mail to Blog is working again... let's see if this one works....
Bah.... it's back to work tomorrow. I'm thinking I really need a long weekend and will work toward taking Friday off.... even if I'm not all caught up. I don't think I'll EVER be "all caught up", so why wait for it? Do I sound "determined"? I may need some reminders thru the week.... I think I can, I think I can.....Enjoy the grin... I particularly like number 14!!
Have a happy monday!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You short out motion detectors.
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Washington Post - Part Two
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and a putz.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/20/2005 10:00:00 PM 
