Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Daily Grin February 2

I'm pooped from all the giggling over the groans, so I'll keep this short (kinda like me!) Tomorrow is the three year anniversary of my quit smoking day!  I won't ever forget it, because my last day as a smoker was a Groundhog Day and even easier to remember, my last day as a smoker was 02/02/02 (Feb 2, 2002)! Anyone want to take up a challenge to make 05/05/05 YOUR last day as a smoker?
 
There's a followup to yesterday's grin.... it's today's Bonus Grin!!  J
 
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
 
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
 
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
 
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A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption at birth. One of the twins went to a family in Egypt, and was named "Amal." The other twin went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
 
 
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Bonus Grin
 

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist (now there’s a word-of-the-day...), Quasimodo continued his interviews for a new bell ringer of Notre Dame.

 

The first man to approach him said, "Sir, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch who fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

 

Quasimodo agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man’s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, and died on the spot.

 

Two monks, hearing Quasimodo's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

 

"What has happened? Who is this man?" the first monk asked breathlessly.

"I don’t know his name," sighed the distraught Quasimodo ...

 

".... But he’s a dead ringer for his brother." !"

 
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