Friday, February 18, 2005
Daily Grin Feb 17
Ugh... I'm about ready for a vacation... maybe for a year or two or six. On the bright side, I did get my glasses today. Holy moley!! I can SEE!! They are for reading only and geez... don't try to turn your head with them on... you might fall right off your chair! Now THERE's a warning label I can get behind! lol
omigosh... Friday AGAIN!!
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You channel surf faster without a remote.
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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
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A 104 year old lady was being interviewed for a newspaper article.
The reporter asked, "What is the best thing about being 104?"
The lady replied, "No peer pressure."
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omigosh... Friday AGAIN!!
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
You channel surf faster without a remote.
~~~
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
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A 104 year old lady was being interviewed for a newspaper article.
The reporter asked, "What is the best thing about being 104?"
The lady replied, "No peer pressure."
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/18/2005 06:15:00 AM 
