Thursday, February 17, 2005
Daily Grin Feb 16
Do I even need to tell ya that today was insanely busy again?? I think I really need to hide in another part of the building tomorrow so nobody can find me... maybe then I'll get some work done!! Ah... who am I kidding.. I DID do lots of work today.... I just need to hide from the people who are bent on giving me more! lol
Have a good nite! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
Instant coffee takes too long.
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The Kirby Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a Kirby vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said, "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all trace of this horse manure from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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Have a good nite! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
Instant coffee takes too long.
~~~
The Kirby Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a Kirby vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said, "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all trace of this horse manure from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 2/17/2005 06:23:00 AM 
