Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Daily Grin January 9

We're back. The funeral service for hubby's brother was Thursday and we drove back home on Friday.  It's back to workplace insanity tomorrow and I'm expecting to be busier than ever for the next few days while I try to catch up. I have collected a few groaners for you this week
....enjoy!!  J
 
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Albums We Will Never Buy
 
Ol' Dirty Bastard Sings Rodgers & Hammerstein 
 
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Strange Dog Food

One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt, because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States.  The odd youngster spurned regular dog food.  No meaty tid-bits could tempt him and he hated dog biscuits.  Just in time to save the little dog's life, the owner found the puppy simply loved watermelons!  He doted on them.  His brother pups could not understand this and they teased him unmercifully.  He became the butt of their pranks until his tail would droop and he would whimper and shiver in a corner.
 
His mother, trying to comfort him, called him to her. She said, ... "Come to me, my melon collie baby."
 
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