Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Daily Grin January 25
The groans continue. I have a few more for you this week and then I think we'll return to regular chuckles. By the way, it's been brought to my attention that there are only eleven months until Christmas!! Just thought I'd pass that along.
Have YOU started shopping yet??? J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
The Worst Country-Western Song Titles
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
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In Surgery
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on.
"I'm about to close," the surgeon says.
The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision."
The doctor hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."
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BONUS GRIN
The first reindeer seen in a bar
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 1/25/2005 10:04:00 PM 
