Friday, January 21, 2005
Daily Grin January 21
I'm enjoying my long weekend. Did a little shopping today and will do a little more tomorrow. The temperature was milder again today and will be near +30F on Sunday. I think it was +5F today, with some snow. By the way, today's "groan" is particularly bad.... prepare yourself! lol
Enjoy the weekend!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
The Worst Country-Western Song Titles
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
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oooo this one is VERY bad!!
Zoo Cleanup
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the next cage.
When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps who have also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not," he says as puts them in the sack with the finches.
Later at feeding time, he flips the dead animals from the sack, into the lions' cage.
"Bloody hell!" roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again!"
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 1/21/2005 10:15:00 PM 
