Monday, January 17, 2005
Daily Grin January 17
I think this managed to be the coldest day of the year so far. With the windchill, it was in the minus fifties. No biggie for me, I'm the weirdo who sticks her head in the freezer for the fresh air! I would like the cold weather much less if I had to be out in it for any length of time, but I'm spoiled silly and just have to go from my car (which has an autostarter) to the heated buildings and back. I attached the hood to my jacket and never use it and don't always put my mittens on and almost never cover my face. I have gone outside in weather like this without my jacket! I think I'm built for cold weather. I just can't relate to folks who go to hot places in the winter. Then again, I'm that weirdo with my head in the freezer!!!
Is it Friday yet??? J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
The Worst Country-Western Song Titles
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
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In A Small Texas Town
In a small Texas town, the local madam operated a telephone service. The police learned of this and soon had enough evidence to arrest her. At the arrest, they seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was assigned a group of the names in it and told to check them out.
After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports.
When it became Officer Jimmy's turn, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies on whom I called is an eighty-four-year-old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her."
"Holy Moley!" exclaimed the Chief. "I sure am surprised at you, Jimmy. You've been a policeman almost 40 years! ... And here you are, falling for the oldest trick in the book!"
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 1/17/2005 10:35:00 PM 
