Thursday, December 09, 2004
Daily Grin December 8
Today was a better day... funny how that happens!! Got some things cleared up at work and things are rolling along smoothly again. I'm still way to busy, but at least I don't have the frustration I had yesterday. Got some more holiday shopping done this week. Are you done yet??
Seventeen days to Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
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You Just Might Be A Scrooge
If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your favorite version of "A Christmas Carol" stars Bob Packwood or Bill Clinton -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon - you just might be a Scrooge.
If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a Scrooge.
If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log - you just might be a Scrooge.
If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat - you just might be a Scrooge.
If you use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson -- you just might be a Scrooge.
If your favorite pasttime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with egg nog - you just might be a Scrooge.
And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin - you just might be a Scrooge.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 12/09/2004 10:34:00 PM 
