Saturday, December 04, 2004
Daily Grin December 4
Who wants to volunteer to do my Christmas shopping for me?? Christmas is just three weeks away and I've been too busy to even think about it the last couple of weeks. Good thing I did some advance shopping a while back. Three weeks. Will YOU be ready??
Twenty-one days to Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Top Oxymorons
Small crowd
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Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves
10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."
9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.
8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"
7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.
6. You're enjoying the Jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.
5. Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey septuplets.
4. It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest strip club.
3. Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."
2. Hookers who laugh when you take your pants off.
1. Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 12/04/2004 10:50:00 PM 
