Thursday, December 23, 2004
Daily Grin December 22
Yep, it's not your imagination.... the grin is late. Bah Humbug! lol I just didn't feel like sending it yesterday... too tired. So here it is, pretend it's yesterday (cos it's really only TWO days to Christmas! lol)
Three days to Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
by special request.....
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Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree
10. It's two feet tall, forty feet wide
9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it
7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride
6. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it
5. It keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list
4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours
2. Sales guy at the tree lot puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it
5. It keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list
4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours
2. Sales guy at the tree lot puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it
and number one sign you bought a bad christmas tree:
1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size".
1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size".
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 12/23/2004 06:24:00 AM 
