Sunday, December 19, 2004
Daily Grin December 18
One week to Christmas....I am so not ready!! Well... my menu is ready, but the gift cabinet is looking pretty scary. I'm actually afraid to open it because for the last couple of weeks, I have been just jamming things in there!! I suppose I should put up my mini tree and wrap some gifts tomorrow. I have tape, I have wrapping paper, I have gift bags. I can do this!! lol
Seven days to Christmas!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
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Best Uses for Fruitcake
Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
Give them to your child for a science project.
Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!!
Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.
Mash them down and use for mortar when building a log cabin
Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
Last and probably least - try eating it! One way to get rid of it!
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 12/19/2004 12:15:00 PM 
