Thursday, December 02, 2004
Daily Grin December 1
Did I say it was going to be busy today?? har har har... it was insane!! I have more of the same for the next two days while I slog my way toward a very important deadline. Omigosh, it's DECEMBER!!!
Twenty-four days to Christmas!!! J
~~~
From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Top Oxymorons
Legally drunk
~~~
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Ribbon hood.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
~~~