Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Daily Grin October 30
I haven't heard from many of you today... I hope that doesn't mean that we lost a few via the "Haunted House"!! lol I should warn you that if you haven't already been to the Haunted House that you should use the 'facilities' before viewing it and that you should not have food or beverages in your hands or in your mouth while viewing it.
Here's the link again..... Be sure to visit the "Haunted House".
Have a Spook-tacular Halloween!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Halloween Riddles
Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Rice Creepies.
Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A: A boo-loney sandwich.
A: A boo-loney sandwich.
Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
A: Hallowienies
A: Hallowienies
Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy.
A: An itchy witchy.
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Halloween Definitions
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 11/02/2004 12:21:00 AM 
