Thursday, November 04, 2004
Daily Grin November 2
It was another busy day so I will just say that I hope you got out to vote if you live in the USA and I hope you enjoy the grin. It's one of my all time favorites.
It's almost the weekend!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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Ride 'Em, Cowgirl
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and then horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she
leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is battered against the ground again and again. She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she
leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is battered against the ground again and again. She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........
........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 11/04/2004 11:39:00 AM 
