Monday, October 18, 2004
Daily Grin October 18
The week is off to a frantic start. I managed to get a lot done today, but will really need to dig in tomorrow to be finished everything I want done by the time I leave in the afternoon. I will be coming home and packing and spending time with DH. Our department was invited out for a special dinner at a very elegant restaurant tomorrow night, but I just can't do it. Not if I want to be packed and definitely not if I'm going to spend any time with hubby before my trip.
Hope your week is off to a good start!!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.
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Signs Your Psychic Is a Phony
Keeps shaking black "crystal ball," then saying, "Ask again later."
Tells you you're going to die but doesn't exactly know when or how.
Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
Brunswick insignia on "crystal ball."
His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
Instead of a Oujia board, has a Wedgie board.
During seance, shouts in voice of Wolfman Jack, "Milli Vanilli will be back!"
His spoon bending requires two pliers.
Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes'"
During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand".
Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
Easily fooled by 'Can of Snakes' gag.
"Ethereal Aroma of the Kindred Spirits" effect during seance only occurs after a chili-dog lunch.
Just keeps saying in his Mr. T voice, "My prediction: Pain!"
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 10/18/2004 10:04:00 PM 
