Thursday, October 14, 2004
Daily Grin October 14
Hubby went back to work today, I'm still not sick. Of course, I will be travelling next week, so I can probably expect to get sick the day before my trip. I had another busy day at work, but it was a very productive day. Tomorrow will be more of the same and the push is on to finish up before we fly out on Wednesday.
Gee, is it Friday already?? J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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How to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner
- Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the dinner table.
- Open the oven, shove hunks of Velveeta cheese into the turkey while it cooks. Tell mom it adds the coolest flavor.
- Shoot olive pits at Grandpa's glasses. (Just pinch them in your fingers and they FLY!!)
- Whenever someone at the table says a word beginning with the letter R, make a loud "BUZZ"ing noise.
- Suck your cranberry sauce loudly through a straw.
- Bring a date that only talks about her/his spouse at home.
- Hold your nose while you eat.
- Announce that you've got a new fear of choking.
- When you arrive, promise that your date won't be more than an hour late, he/she just has to wait for the warden to get together all the necessary release forms, and then they are free to go.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 10/14/2004 10:15:00 PM 
