Saturday, September 04, 2004
Daily Grin September 4
The weekend is going well, even if the weather is somewhat less than wonderful. We did our shopping today and picked up some crockpot cookin' foods. Tomorrow, I'm making short ribs. I did make quiche today and it turned out so tasty that I'm going to do it again real soon.
Got plans for Labour Day? If you are a Seinfeld fan, TBS will be showing Seinfeld episodes all day long.
Got plans for Labour Day? If you are a Seinfeld fan, TBS will be showing Seinfeld episodes all day long.
Here's a link to the "everything Seinfeld" site: http://www.stanthecaddy.com/
Here's a link to the list of episodes that will be aired on TBS http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,34796,00.html
Enjoy the grin! J
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Southern Word of the Day
Gully Worsher - a medium heavy rain
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If the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland
- Medals placed around winners' necks by chirping birds.
- Goofy buys the farm in bizarre archery "accident."
- Regulation requiring all rowing event competitors to keep their hands and arms inside the boat at all times results in considerably lower scores.
- Sprinters legs spin wildly in place before they take off.
- Hammer Throw replaced with Dwarf Toss.
- Animatronic John Tesh much livelier than the real one.
- Donald Duck defects to Busch Gardens.
- Tinkerbell's "fairy dust" added to list of banned substances.
- Animatronic Abe Lincoln wins the Decathalon!
- $4 Cokes cost only $3.75.
- New Slogan: "The Sweatiest Place On Earth!"
- Minnie Mouse and Kerri Strug never seen together... hmmmm.
- Barbells marked "10,000 Pounds" absurdly easy to lift.
- A petulant Pluto demands chance to race for record 10th dog biscuit.
- The Little Mermaid takes home a record 49 gold medals in swimming events.
- "Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you're too short for the rides!"
- Synchronized swimmers don't just look goofy -- they *ARE* Goofy!
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 9/04/2004 10:42:00 PM 
