Thursday, September 23, 2004
Daily Grin September 23
Okay, lunch meetings, dinner meetings and lots of meetings today. I'm zonked, but the weekend is almost here!!
I had a good day today. Tomorrow should be good also. See ya then!! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Who Needs Expensive Alarm Clocks?
Buy a cat. Feed it every morning at 7:30 or whenever it is that you need to get up.
Then throw out your cheesey $8 alarm clock. Your cat will take its place handily. No more oversleeping-- your cat doesn't have a snooze bar!
Your cat can't be turned off. You can't forget to set your cat the night before. Even if you leave your cat outside, it will pound on your window until you wake up.
Your cat has a series of alarm modes with gradually increasing signal intensity:
- soft mews
- insistent meows
- insistent meows three inches from your face
- pats on your cheek
- four heavy paws planted in your chest
- claws in your face
All this, for the cost of shots, neutering, assorted vet bills, and one can of Nine Lives a day for the next 12 years
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 9/23/2004 10:24:00 PM 
