Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Daily Grin September 21
Okay, still no call from the mirror dude... so I called to see what was up. What's up is that the mirror which was ordered last Wednesday for "tomorrow delivery" STILL hasn't arrived, even though they told me on Friday that it would be in on Monday (yesterday). Now the story is that the mirror will be in tomorrow... of course, tomorrow never comes.
There's been some changes at work which may be good for me in the long run. It's still too soon to tell. I did have some overtime work that I did at home this evening, so I'll keep this short.
Hope you all have a great nite! J
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From the "Don't take life too seriously" department....
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Warning Signs Your Cat is Too Fat
- Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
- Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
- Always lands on her spleen.
- Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
- Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
- No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
- Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough.
- Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit.
- It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
- "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.
- Waits until the third bowl of food to get finicky.
- He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
- Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
- Has more chins than lives.
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 9/21/2004 10:14:00 PM 
