Monday, August 09, 2004
Daily Grin August 9
My week started much better than last week did and I'm pretty happy about that. It's going to be a busy week and no time off for me, but that's okay, there's a lot of fun ahead for me.
Have a fun week!! J
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Southern Word of the Day
Laymun - a sour fruit
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Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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