Saturday, August 14, 2004
Daily Grin August 14
I'm really feeling it today... my thighs are sore from getting in and out of the golf cart and from all the bending to tee off and get my ball from the hole after sinking my putt. My sunburn looks pretty nasty, but I have some wonder-lotion for it that cools and numbs it and also keeps it moisturized, so it's not too bad. Of course, I had socks on yesterday... so I have an extremely goofy tan/burn line at my ankle because I was also wearing my capri pants! lol
Speaking of yesterday on the golf course, there were some domestic ducks at a waterhole. They came begging for food and we unloaded a bag of chips on the ground. They would eat from my hand, but I almost lost my fingers when they'd snap a chip from me (BIG ducks!).... anyway... we drove away on the golf cart and I looked back to see all these big ducks waddling after us at top speed quacking for more food!! Maybe you had to be there, but it was the funniest damn thing!!
aaaaaflaaaac!! lol Funny ducks!! I laffed my butt off!! lol Even funnier is when we encountered the ducks a little later. If I tried to walk toward them, they'd turn around and waddle away. Sooooo.. I tried something different. I walked BACKWARD toward them. Get this... they kept coming toward me as long as I wasn't facing them. All of a sudden they'd realize I was right smack in the middle of them and they'd scatter! Okay, maybe THAT was the funniest damn thing! LOL
Enjoy the grins.... have a great weekend!! J
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Southern Word of the Day
Minners - Live bait
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, 'What is this, Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, 'Go get your Mother.'
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 8/14/2004 10:44:00 PM 
