Friday, July 09, 2004
Daily Groan July 9
Today's is a special groaner for you. It twisted my funny bone. A LOT! lol
The week from "you-know-where" is finally over. Freddy and I did a little shopping trip this evening after work and I actually found a pair of capri pants that don't cover my ankles!! lol
Picked up a couple of new CD's too and some fried chicken for supper. Got a busy day ahead tomorrow. Going to try and get away early for our regular saturday shopping trip because it's gonna be a scorcher!!
Tomorrow should be mid 80's but Sunday is supposed to be near 90, but with the humidex, it will feel like 104!!! ACK!! Stay cool everyone!
G'nite!
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
-- Paul Beatty
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Two men are sitting in the doctor's office.
The first man is holding his shoulder in pain, while the second has ketchup in his hair, fried egg down the front of his shirt and two sausages sticking out of his pockets.
After a while, the second man asks the other what happened.
"My cat got stuck in a tree," the man says, gripping his arm. "I went up after him and fell out. I think I've broken my shoulder. You?"
"Oh, it's nothing serious," the second man replies. "I'm just not eating properly."
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