Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Daily Grin July 27
Okay, I'm pretty sure my brain has been liquified and is now leaking out my nose... where does all this stuff COME from!? ack!! I should have bought stock in Kleenex Ultra Soft and Sudafed! lol
I had a pretty good day at work today. The company is ordering new office chairs for anyone who wants and they let us go pick from a few of the top models.... I'm so spoiled!
See ya tomorrow. J
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Southern Word of the Day
Fanger - what you put your rang on
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A burglar needing money to pay his income taxes decided to burgle the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob." He did so.
Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 7/27/2004 09:55:00 PM 
