Monday, July 26, 2004
Daily Grin July 26
Hey good news!! Nope, I'm still sick, but I did talk with the auto insurance adjuster today and guess what!? Dr Hit-and-run has accepted responsibility for hitting my car and he's been found 100% 'at fault'. Also.. Mr HUH? has accepted responsibility for my broken side mirror and I will be going to see an insurance estimator later this week for my estimate and work order. Now I can make my car all pretty again!! YAY!! I asked the adjuster how they could do an estimate on an "invisible" car.... he said, no problem, we'll just look for all the targets pinned on it! LOL
Wanna hear a really funny one?? Okay, it's kinda gross, but I sneezed a LOT today. After one of my sneezes, I heard the voice of a co-worker from the other side of the wall asking me... "Do you need a squeegee?" Funny, eh? Okay, pretty good.... but my answer?? hahaha get this... "uh... no, but I think I need a new monitor for my computer, this ones kinda GOOEY!" rofl !!
Aren't you glad you signed up for this?? lol
See ya tomorrow. J
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Southern Word of the Day
Ellum - A graceful tree
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It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The other two agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not wearing underwear." With that, she strips naked from the waist down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants! YES! I WIN! I WIN!!!!!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"
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// posted by Daily Grin @ 7/26/2004 09:52:00 PM 
