Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Daily Grin July 14
Wow, it was pretty hot again today. I'm just not cut out for this "summertime" stuff!
2 more days to the weekend!! J
G'nite!
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Southern Word of the Day
Bag - He bagged her to marry him
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A woman ordered a new stove from a retailer. However, the stove was delivered while the woman was at work one day.
When the woman got home, she noticed that the new stove had been installed and her old stove was missing. She frantically called the retailer and asked, "Where is my old stove?"
The retailer replied that she just had a new one delivered to her. The woman asked again "Where is my old stove?"
The retailer replied. "Your new stove has all the latest features" and he proceeded to list them all.
The woman interrupted "Where is my old stove?"
The retailer concerned and bewildered asked the woman why she wanted to know where her old stove was.
The woman replied in anguish " My dinner is in the oven!"
When the woman got home, she noticed that the new stove had been installed and her old stove was missing. She frantically called the retailer and asked, "Where is my old stove?"
The retailer replied that she just had a new one delivered to her. The woman asked again "Where is my old stove?"
The retailer replied. "Your new stove has all the latest features" and he proceeded to list them all.
The woman interrupted "Where is my old stove?"
The retailer concerned and bewildered asked the woman why she wanted to know where her old stove was.
The woman replied in anguish " My dinner is in the oven!"
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