Saturday, July 03, 2004
Are we having fun yet?? Well, we managed to get through today's shopping expedition without anyone hitting our apparently *invisible* car! I do have to wait for "dr hit and run" (aka I don't remember hitting anything!) to get back from wherever it is that he went for two months so that I can also have an estimator view the damage from "mr huh?" (aka mr you hit my door when I flung it open as you drove by?) as I don't plan on going to the claims center more than once if I can help it.
We did get a lot of errands accomplished today and it sure helps that Freddy is available to do some of them with me. Got a pair of new "puff" pillows. They are filled with polyester puffs instead of the threads of polyester. This way, they act more like down and don't get all matted down in a few weeks. Hopefully this will help with the neck pain I've had lately.
I went to Kernels today too and they had a deal... buy one medium bag of popcorn and get a small bag of butter/salt popcorn free! So... I got a bag of double butter (caramel) popcorn.
Okay... that's enough blah blah blah today...
oh... except this... I have a mosquito bite on my jawline... right by my ear. What a freaky place to have a mosquito bite!!
nite nite
~~~
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart,
some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
-Joey Adams
~~~
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
iamtheinfidel
We did get a lot of errands accomplished today and it sure helps that Freddy is available to do some of them with me. Got a pair of new "puff" pillows. They are filled with polyester puffs instead of the threads of polyester. This way, they act more like down and don't get all matted down in a few weeks. Hopefully this will help with the neck pain I've had lately.
I went to Kernels today too and they had a deal... buy one medium bag of popcorn and get a small bag of butter/salt popcorn free! So... I got a bag of double butter (caramel) popcorn.
Okay... that's enough blah blah blah today...
oh... except this... I have a mosquito bite on my jawline... right by my ear. What a freaky place to have a mosquito bite!!
nite nite
~~~
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart,
some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
-Joey Adams
~~~
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
iamtheinfidel
// posted by Daily Grin @ 7/03/2004 10:44:00 PM 
